Pay attention to the construction «with your eyes closed». This is a very common and convenient phrase! Instead of the long «and your eyes are closed», we speak briefly and succinctly: «with + object + participle». More examples: «He stood there with his mouth open», «She left with the door unlocked».

What is more important: «closed» and «tired» are not past tense verbs, but participles (Past Participle). This often causes confusion. Yes, in English, *-ed* is not always a verb ending.

"Me searching"  is an excellent example of informal, conversational internet language. Broken Grammar for Stylistic Effect.

«Me searching the whole internet for a game I used to play when I was 8 yrs»

Two rules are intentionally broken here to create the effect of spontaneous speech.

«me» instead of «I am»

By all the rules, it should be: «I am searching...»

But here they say «me searching...». This is grammatically incorrect, but stylistically powerful. This is how people speak in real life,

What feels illegal, but isn't?

«...but isn't?» — this is the essence of conversational language that uses shortening. The full phrase is but isn't illegal?. By dropping the second illegal, the author uses the device of ellipsis (shortening). This gives the phrase speed, colloquial flair, and stylistic sharpness — as if the thought breaks off, and we ourselves must finish it. This is how people speak in living speech that does not adhere to formal structures.

Calling in sick when you're