What is the translation of "ВРЕМЯ БУДЕТ У ТЕБЯ НА ХУИНО ВСЯНЮ СЕДНЯ?" in English?

The phrase "ВРЕМЯ БУДЕТ У ТЕБЯ НА ХУИНО ВСЯНЮ СЕДНЯ?" translates colloquially to: "Will you have time for a whole ass today?"

What does the word "ВРЕМЯ" mean in this context?

In this phrase, "ВРЕМЯ" means: time — like 'free time' or 'a moment', but here it's being used in a cheeky, almost sarcastic way

In this phrase, "БУДЕТ" means: will be — future tense of 'to be', sounds kinda formal but here it's just setting up the question

In this phrase, "У" means: at, with, or 'have' — like 'you have' in 'you have time'

In this phrase, "ТЕБЯ" means: you — dative case, meaning 'for you' or 'to you'

In this phrase, "НА" means: on, at, for — here it's part of the phrase 'for a whole ass'

In this phrase, "ХУИНО" means: ass — slang for 'butt' or 'backside', but this is a joke version of 'хуй' (dick), so it's playful and crude

In this phrase, "ВСЯНЮ" means: whole — shortened form of 'всю', which means 'the entire' or 'all of it', but sounds like 'vсяnyu' — funny, distorted

In this phrase, "СЕДНЯ" means: today — a mix-up of 'сегодня' (today), but spelled wrong on purpose to sound silly and make it more meme-like

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