PHRASES
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-Sa fai longtemp quivotre rbinet marche plus
→ “-It's been a long time since your faucet stopped working”
Sa — it
fai — is / has been → colloquial contraction of 'ça fait' (it's been)
longtemp — a long time
quivotre — that your → misspelling of 'que votre'
rbinet — faucet → misspelling of 'robinet'
marche — works / runs → present tense, 3rd-p. singular of marcher
plus — anymore / no longer
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-Robinet vououlé dir?
→ “-Did you mean faucet?”
Robinet — faucet
vououlé — did you mean → misspelling of 'vous voulez dire', past participle used as auxiliary in informal speech
dir — to say → infinitive form of 'dire'
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-nn rbinet
→ “-no faucet”
nn — no → colloquial negation, short for 'non'
rbinet — faucet → misspelling of 'robinet'
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-Hin
→ “-Yes”
Hin — yes → informal affirmation, often used humorously or sarcastically
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-l'eau sorté plu
→ “-water doesn't come out anymore”
l'eau — the water
sorté — comes out → past participle of sortir, used here in informal spoken French to indicate current state
plu — anymore → colloquial shortening of 'plus'
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-et?
→ “-and?”
et — and
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-1robinet san o c 1 rbinet
→ “-one faucet without it is one faucet”
1robinet — one faucet
san — without
o — it → colloquial pronoun, likely from 'le' or 'ça'
c — is → colloquial contraction of 'c'est'
1 — one
rbinet — faucet → misspelling of 'robinet'
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-aha fdp
→ “-aha fdp”
aha — aha
fdp — son of a bitch → vulgar acronym for 'fils de pute'