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Putain de chien d'aveugle, il arrête pas de m'emmener au KFC
→ “Damn blind guy's dog, he won't stop taking me to KFC”
Putain — damn / fuck (exclamation of frustration)
de — of / 's (possessive marker)
chien — dog
d'aveugle — blind man's (literally: of a blind person)
il arrête — stops / doesn't stop (present tense, 3rd-p. singular of arrêter)
pas — not (part of negation with 'ne...pas', here 'ne' is dropped in colloquial speech)
de — to (preposition introducing infinitive verb)
m'emmener — take me (infinitive of emmener; 'me' is the object pronoun attached to the verb)
au KFC — to the KFC (brand name, no translation needed)