PHRASES
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Quand tu achètes du PQ eco+
→ “When you buy eco-PQ”
Quand [quánd] — When — introduces a time clause, like 'whenever' or 'at the moment that'.
tu [tú] — You — the subject pronoun.
achètes [āchès] — buy (you form) — present tense of the verb 'acheter' (to buy).
du PQ — PQ — likely an abbreviation for a product name (context-dependent), here humorously treated as a real noun.
eco+ — eco+ — suggests an eco-friendly or environmentally friendly version of the product.
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et que tu te fourre un doigt
→ “and you jam your finger”
et [è] — and — a coordinating conjunction to connect ideas.
que [ké] — that — introduces a subordinate clause.
tu [tú] — you — subject pronoun.
te [tè] — yourself — reflexive pronoun, indicating the action is done to oneself.
fourre [fou're] — jam in/force in — colloquial verb meaning to shove something into a tight space.
un doigt [dwɑ̃] — finger — the body part being jammed.
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dans le baltrou parce qu'il s'est déchiré
→ “into the baltrou because it got torn”
dans [dã̃] — into/in — preposition showing location or direction.
le baltrou — baltrou — a made-up or humorous term for a toilet/bathroom area. 'Bal' = bathroom, 'trou' = hole.
parce [par's] — because — explains the reason for the action.
que [ké] — that — introduces a subordinate clause.
il s'est [ses'] — has/get — reflexive construction of 'se + être' (to be).
déchiré [dey'ʃire] — torn — past participle of 'déchirer' (to tear).
