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趣味欄に「子作り」と書いてる人がいて、マジか!!!!と思ったら…
→ “Someone wrote 'making children' in the hobbies section, and I thought, no way!!!!...”
趣味 shumi = hobby / interest (noun)
欄 ran = column / section (noun)
に ni = in / at (particle indicating location)
「 " = opening quotation mark (punctuation)
子 ko = child / kid (noun)
作 tsuku = to make / create (verb stem)
り ri = completive aspect marker (suffix)
」 " = closing quotation mark (punctuation)
と to = quote particle / saying (particle)
書 ka = to write (verb stem)
い i = continuative form marker (suffix)
て te = connecting form marker (suffix)
る ru = present progressive/continuous marker (suffix)
人 hito = person (noun)
が ga = subject/focus marker (particle)
い i = existential verb 'to be there' (adjective-like)
て te = connective suffix (suffix)
、 , = comma (punctuation)
マ ma = really / seriously (onomatopoeia/slang)
ジ ji = really / seriously (onomatopoeia/slang)
か ka = question particle / disbelief marker (particle)
! ! = exclamation mark (punctuation)
! ! = exclamation mark (punctuation)
! ! = exclamation mark (punctuation)
と to = thought/said particle (particle)
思 omo = to think (verb stem)
っ = gemination indicator (small tsu)
た ta = past tense marker (suffix)
ら ra = conditional/consequential ending (suffix)
… ... = ellipsis (punctuation)