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Qd j étais môme je pensais qu a 20 ans j aurai une femme , un taf, un appart .... non je suis convoqué au tribunal pour jet d œufs sur une façade
→ “When I was a kid, I thought that at 20 I'd have a wife, a job, an apartment.... nope, I'm being summoned to court for throwing eggs at a building facade.”
Qd — when (colloquial abbreviation of "quand")
j — I (subject pronoun, contraction of "je")
étais — was / used to be (past tense, 1st-p. singular of être)
môme — kid / child (informal term)
je — I (subject pronoun)
pensais — thought / used to think (past tense, 1st-p. singular of penser)
qu — that (contraction of "que" before vowel sound)
a — at / to (preposition indicating location or time)
20 — 20 (number)
ans — years (plural of "an")
j — I (subject pronoun, contraction of "je")
aurai — will have (future tense, 1st-p. singular of avoir)
une femme — wife / woman (noun)
un taf — job / work (slang shortening of "travail")
un appart — apartment (colloquial shortening of "appartement")
non — no / nope (interjection expressing negation)
je — I (subject pronoun)
suis — am (present tense, 1st-p. singular of être)
convoqué — summoned / called (past participle of convoquer, agrees with 'je' using être)
au tribunal — court / tribunal (noun)
pour — for / because of (preposition)
jet — throw / toss (noun; here part of fixed expression 'jet d’œufs')
d — of (preposition, elided form before vowel)
œufs — eggs (plural noun)
sur — on / onto (preposition)
une façade — facade / building front (noun)
