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-il doit encore penser à son plan cul ce connard...
→ “-he must still be thinking about his fuck buddy this asshole...”
il doit — must / has to (present tense, 3rd-p. singular of devoir)
encore — still / again
penser — to think (infinitive verb)
à — to / at (preposition)
son — his (possessive adjective before vowel sound)
plan — plan / scheme
cul — ass / butt → slang for 'fuck buddy' in 'plan cul'
ce — this (demonstrative adjective)
connard — asshole / jerk (insult)
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-si j'appelle un coiffeur à domicile est-ce qu'on peut dire qu'il ramène la coupe à la maison ?
→ “-if I call a home hairdresser, can we say he's bringing the haircut to the house?”
si — if (conjunction)
j'appelle — I call (present tense, 1st-p. singular of appeler; contraction of je + appelle)
un coiffeur — hairdresser / barber (masculine noun)
à — at / to (preposition)
domicile — home / residence
est-ce — is it (inverted form for question: est + ce)
qu' — that (elided form of que before vowel)
on — we / one / people (indefinite pronoun)
peut — can / may (present tense, 3rd-p. singular of pouvoir)
dire — to say / to tell (infinitive verb)
qu' — that (elided form of que before vowel)
il ramène — brings back / brings (present tense, 3rd-p. singular of ramener)
la coupe — cut / haircut (feminine noun)
à — to / at (preposition)
la maison — house / home (feminine noun)